Thomas Bemenderfer Facts

Born Thomas Bradford Bemenderfer on 12/2/85

  1. Guns don’t kill people. Bemenderfer kills People.
  2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Bemenderfer allows to live.
  3. Bemenderfer does not sleep. He waits.
  4. The chief export of Bemenderfer is Pain.
  5. There is no chin under Bemenderfer’s Beard. There is only another fist.
  6. Bemenderfer has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Bemenderfer 3. Cancer
  8. Bemenderfer drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  9. Bemenderfer is my Homeboy.
  10. Bemenderfer doesn’t go hunting…. Bemenderfer GOES KILLING

One Response to “Thomas Bemenderfer Facts”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Who is Thomas Bemenderfer?

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